Even though its the 5th year in a row you've been Aaron Rodgers.
..to consider a bag of candy corn and peanut butter pumpkins your Halloween lunch.
A candy corn-induced sugar coma is as vital to this holiday as turkey is to Thanksgiving.
..to eat dinner at the neighborhood Thai restaurant just to watch the Halloween costume contest parade.
Nothing like having a mini-drag show as a side to your pad thai.
..to long for the days when Halloween meant trick-or-treating, instead of slutty costumes.
Nothing reads more like suffering to me than spending a night dressed as a 'sexy (fill in the bank)' in 40 degree weather and hooker heels. And there's no benefit of free candy.
What's not ok?
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