Hurricane Preparation 101

I don't know if you've heard, but this chick Sandy is raising hell here in NYC.

Sandy ruined my Sunday night dinner plans...

Chipotle closed? Where is a girl gonna get her guac fix?!

Sandy ruined my Sunday dessert plans...

Coldstone closed? How can I survive the storm apocalypse without ice cream?!

Sandy decimated the shelves of all 3 Duane Reades within a 2 block radius of my apartment..

Duane Reade shelves empty? Shit is obviously going down.

Seriously, Sandy is being such a beezy.
So how am I dealing with the shit-storm (literally and figuratively) she is throwing our way?


Alcohol. And lots of it.

Hurricane survival at its finest

Home-cooked meals.

Me, being all domestic and shit

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills marathon (well played Bravo, well played). 
And some reading material if my brain gets too rotten from Bravo reality tv.

True story-these will probably stay closed

Ohhh and taped-up windows. Just in case.

Our apartment is officially hurricane ready

Bring it on Sandy. Bring it on.